Donnerstag, 27. August 2015

OTB - Pet League Fanzine #3

Interview with Nogzahr, who could have played in the finals, but forefit
out of confusion about what was going on at the Pet League.

Nogzahr: Hellooooooo! Nogzahr here!
How is little FireGoblin!

Firewire: Hello Nogzahr, thank you for
taking your time. I would like to do an Interview with you about
your role in todays OTB - Pet League finals.

Nogzahr:
Nogzahr grabs a large chunk of bread and poors
some of his drink over it then starts eating while he's attempting to
talk. Nog..Her I.. Mu. *gulp* Nogzahr is okay with that!

Firewire: If its ok for it it will be printed in our
Pet magazine, that will be aviable to buy in Thunder Bluff. Once i worked over it that is.

Nogzahr: Nogzahr not want to be in Magazine. Magazine
small. Nogzahr too big.

Firewire: No not you will be put in the magazine, your
words will be printed in it.

Nogzahr: Umm.. Nogzahr okay?

Firewire: And your words get there, because i will write
them down. *shows him her notebook*

Nogzahr: Silly firegoblin can not draw well. Nogzahr grabs
his mouth. "No! Nogzahr didnt mean. Nogzahr didnt mean.

Firewire: Ok. So here is my first question. How did you
like it to be part of the OTB - Pet League today?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr not sure what firegoblin tries to do with book.
but Nogzahr awnser questions. Nogzahr thinks playing with little things was fun!

Nogzahr:
Nogzahr did not understand why little thing kept touching other
little thing. But that's okay! Little thing is good person!

Firewire: *scratches her head a little*

Firewire: So what was your strongest "little thing" today?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr.. Nogzahr not understand.

Firewire: Well the point of the happening today was, that some little
things fight against other little things.

Nogzahr: Nogzahr seems horrified.

Firewire: Some of them where stronger than the others. So thats why
someone won in the end.

Nogzahr: Nogzahr grabs Hogs and looks at him in the eyes. Hogs stares
back. Hogs say nothing. Nogzahr believe Hogs not Bad Good person.

Firewire: So Hogs did win you some fights today?

Nogzahr: Hogs jumps up and looks straight at Firewire, nodding in
a twitchy fashion before falling on his stommage and rolling over.
Nogzahr believe Hogs not smart. Hogs not talk.

Firewire: Alrighty. Lets jump to another question. Who is your
most favorite pet... little thing?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr only have Hogs. Hogs is favorite!

Firewire:
Who was your strongest opponent today?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr fought bear today! Bear was strong. Bear was bad
person. Bear attacked nogzahr, Nogzahr not do anything.

Firewire: I am still taking about the Pet Tournament. Big ppl used their
little things to fight each other. Remember? Who of the big ppl (or not so big ppl) had
the strongest little things?

Nogzahr:
Nogzahr.. Not understand? Nogzahr not had fight at .. Pet tournament.
Nogzahr did see strong thing. Nogzahr saw Little thing with skull things! Little thing
threw boooom! (as he makes an explotion noice) It was bad person. hm.. bad good person.

Firewire:
In your opinion, what did you do today on the Goblin Ship infront
of the Big Horde City of Orgrimmar?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr had friends! Nogzahr looked at Little things making friends.
Little things fall over sometimes. and when little thing fall over everyone shout Nogzahr win.
Nogzahr brain started hurting from shouting..

Firewire: Who did it feel to win? Do you like winning?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr not understand what nogzahr win. Friends happy shouting. make
Nogzahr happy. Person on other side of boat sad. Made Nogzahr sad. Nogzahr did thing wrong..

Firewire:
Will you get new little friends beside Hogs in the future?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr like fireGoblin!

Firewire: Thats nice of you. I like you too Nogzahr.

Firewire:
If your other friends come together again, with their little things,
will you join them again?

Nogzahr: Nogzahr looks confused for a bit, then his expression turns happy.
Nogzahr was asked to bring three Little things. Nogzahr brought Hogs, and found 2 standing next
to bad good person. Nogzahr sure Nogzahr can find again.

Firewire: So if you get asked to bring three little things again, you will answer
their call and come again?

Nogzahr:
Nogzahr will come to party!

Firewire:
Is there anything you want to add?

Nogzahr:
Nogzahr changed mind. Nogzahr Is curious about magazine, Nogzahr will be okay with
being in magazine. Nogzahr not want to be in magazine longer d'en a day though.

Firewire: *needs to think a moment about what Nogzahr just said*

Firewire:
Nogzahr wont be in the magazine in person. Its not like i will put you
somewhere, where you cant leave. All i will do is, draw somethings in a book,
so others can see what you have told me today.

Nogzahr: Nogzahr very intresting. Nogzahr impressed with Firegoblin for remembering!
Firegoblin smart for remembering Nogzahr words! Nogzahr not remember Nogzahr words.

Firewire: Not everything needs to be remembered by anyone. Thank you so much
for your time and for this interview.




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